The ACC's Mitre 10 Cup Power Rankings - Round 4

The Mitre 10 Cup is almost as confusing as Super Rugby with its points and standings system so we thought we'd make it easier for you to understand.

This week the equation is Maori Place Names (divided by) Number of Liquor Stores (times by) TABs.

Taranaki - 921
Waikato - 911
Manawatu - 905
Counties-Manukau - 754
Bay Of Plenty - 540
Hawke's Bay - 509
Northland - 501
Wellington - 201
North Harbour - 200
Auckland - 199
Tasman - 20
Otago - 16
Canterbury - 8
Southland - 4

It's a terrible week for the South Island teams who plummet to the bottom of the standings.

Words by Joseph Durie - Please direct all hate to Joe_Ray_Me on Twitter